I frequently stop at the Tesco Lotus hypermarket on my way home from the gym. I like to go between 7 and 8 a.m., when it’s just me and the bored sales clerks. They sell clothes, and I often browse the garments for exceptional mutilations of the English language. Occasionally, I can’t resist. I bought the one below yesterday, and I’m quite pleased with it. I like to see the world, sure. My favorite part is “Authentic Commentary Association.” It’s not the most stunning Engrish specimen that I’ve come across, but I like it.
More to come soon…
